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You’ve finally did it. You’ve come up with by far THE most creative keyboard qwerty pattern on earth. You’ve typed q a and z on the left side of the keyboard, then you’ve continued down the middle with s and created one long streak down the middle to create a long penis pattern. You’ve finished, now you can finally stop typing stupid combinations in and complete the assignment that you KNOW is due. Congratulations, now get back to work.
I did it. I came up with the best pattern, it’s qazsdfghjkl”
qazsdfghjkl by Darkhawk August 13, 2022
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azertyuiop qsdfghjklm wxcvbn 

A phenomenon that occurs to a keyboard when a person is bored to death, however do note that this phenomenon is EXCEPTIONALLY RARE due to the AZERTY keyboard being near-extinct. It is also a way to distinguish the gamer noobs from the gamer pros.
person 1: I went to brazil
person 2: azertyuiop qsdfghjklm wxcvbn
person 1: WHAT THE HELL GET AWAY FROM ME
person 2: YOUR GOIMG TO NRQWIL (translation: your going to brazil)

Qazsdfghjkmlpoiuytrewxcvbn 

When your so bored you mash your keyboard in a weird way
1: I mashed my keyboard and it said qazsdfghjkmlpoiuytrewxcvbn
2: cool

qzsdfghjkl 

you make a penis on your keyboard because your bored,
hey john check this out, qzsdfghjkl
qzsdfghjkl by hytredfghjkllo June 6, 2023

qasdfghjklzxcvbnm 

you decided to skip the first line out of boredom
person 1 "qasdfghjklzxcvbnm"
person 2 "why exactly did you type that"
person 3 "I think he is bored"
person 4 "yeah he is bored"
person 3 "wait person 4 doesn't exist tho"
person 4 "oh yeah" fades out of existence *
qasdfghjklzxcvbnm by vanilla8989 November 26, 2021

qasdfghjklp 

you are very extremely bored and you really need to touch grass
qasdfghjklp

1234567890azertyuiop@#&"€(!)-*qsdfghjklm%_+=/;?!:wxcvbn,.' 

What you type in math class on your iPad because the lesson is boring as heck. (Yes i use azerty)

Swing down every letter of a row then typing the letters themselves then going to the next row and repeat.
Person A: 1234567890azertyuiop@#&"€(!)-*qsdfghjklm%_+=/;?!:wxcvbn,.'
Person B: are you really that bored?