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You’ve finally did it. You’ve come up with by far THE most creative keyboard qwerty pattern on earth. You’ve typed q a and z on the left side of the keyboard, then you’ve continued down the middle with s and created one long streak down the middle to create a long penis pattern. You’ve finished, now you can finally stop typing stupid combinations in and complete the assignment that you KNOW is due. Congratulations, now get back to work.

“I did it. I came up with the best pattern, it’s qazsdfghjkl”

qazsdfghjkl by Darkhawk August 13, 2022

Words you can keep

azertyuiop qsdfghjklm wxcvbn

A phenomenon that occurs to a keyboard when a person is bored to death, however do note that this phenomenon is EXCEPTIONALLY RARE due to the AZERTY keyboard being near-extinct. It is also a way to distinguish the gamer noobs from the gamer pros.

person 1: I went to brazil
person 2: azertyuiop qsdfghjklm wxcvbn
person 1: WHAT THE HELL GET AWAY FROM ME
person 2: YOUR GOIMG TO NRQWIL (translation: your going to brazil)

azertyuiop qsdfghjklm wxcvbn by damnboihethic69 February 8, 2021

Qazsdfghjkmlpoiuytrewxcvbn

When your so bored you mash your keyboard in a weird way

1: I mashed my keyboard and it said qazsdfghjkmlpoiuytrewxcvbn
2: cool

Qazsdfghjkmlpoiuytrewxcvbn by egg__egg March 6, 2019

qzsdfghjkl

you make a penis on your keyboard because your bored,

hey john check this out, qzsdfghjkl

qzsdfghjkl by hytredfghjkllo June 6, 2023

qasdfghjklzxcvbnm

you decided to skip the first line out of boredom

person 1 "qasdfghjklzxcvbnm"
person 2 "why exactly did you type that"
person 3 "I think he is bored"
person 4 "yeah he is bored"
person 3 "wait person 4 doesn't exist tho"
person 4 "oh yeah" fades out of existence *

qasdfghjklzxcvbnm by vanilla8989 November 26, 2021

qasdfghjklp

you are very extremely bored and you really need to touch grass

qasdfghjklp

qasdfghjklp by QUANDALE DINGEL696969420 November 15, 2023

1234567890azertyuiop@#&"€(!)-*qsdfghjklm%_+=/;?!:wxcvbn,.'

What you type in math class on your iPad because the lesson is boring as heck. (Yes i use azerty)

Swing down every letter of a row then typing the letters themselves then going to the next row and repeat.

Person A: 1234567890azertyuiop@#&"€(!)-*qsdfghjklm%_+=/;?!:wxcvbn,.'
Person B: are you really that bored?

1234567890azertyuiop@#&"€(!)-*qsdfghjklm%_+=/;?!:wxcvbn,.' by Jov_nni March 29, 2023

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026