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Asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop 

When you are being bored to death in a cube and you’ve already tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp and mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq and also plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq so you type asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop and hit return
Person 1: hey! *qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm*
Person 2: oh hi! *qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp*
Person 1: how was your day? *mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq*
Person 2: just an average day, boring as usual! *plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq*
Person 1: ok bye! I’m also bored so... *ASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMQWERTYUIOP*
Person 2: *gasp*

asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop 

Extreme boredom.
Me:*bored*

Me: asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop

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MY CLASS IS SO BORING
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asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop 

An emotion so extreme that you can't express it by just saying "It's Asdfghjkl"
Someone: "Look, Jennifer Lawrence, Natalie Dormer and Emma Watson having a threesome."
Me: "Asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop."

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Something you type when you're so extremely bored that you drag your finger across your keyboard to try to find a word without a definition
you: there's no way asdfghjklzxcvbnmpoiuytrewqasdfghjklpoiuytrewqzxcvbnm has a definition
me: I'm about to end this mans whole career

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM<>?

The stage of boredom that unobtainable for mortals,seriously if you're seeing this.Don't worry I already prepared a therapy session for you.
Dude,I'm so bored that I'm going to type out `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM<>? for some reason I don't know.