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To "own", or "school" someone harshly. Created by the great minds that be Oswald Van Oeveren, Thorbjorn, and Hung Te.
Dude you just pzowned that fetus.
pzownage by Oswald Van Oeveren April 22, 2003
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super mega awesome boner pownage 

Term for something awesome such as a cool trick you might do on a skateboard.
Dude! That was super mega awesome boner pownage!!
An alternate version of "ownage". Term used mainly in online shooters, where one person is displaying superior and winning traits. Part of "the internet speak"; synonyms include "twnage", "ownage", "lwned". See l33t
That fag got owned!
Pownage!
pownage by Totokeke July 2, 2004

pizownage 

The technique of pwning someone so hard up the ass that they will cry and will turn EMO and then will continuously mutilate themselves for the rest of their lives. (short form pizowned)
Andy K. got a major pizownage by a bread stick dipped in chilly sauce (a burn).
pizownage by SST June 20, 2006

Frepic Prownage 

It is a mix of the four words freaking, epic, pro, and ownage.
John: Whats up.
Chelsi: Not much Iam sick.
John: That sucks not.
John: Frepic prownage.
Frepic Prownage by jumpman720 May 22, 2009
The combination of the chatspeak words, ownage and pwned. Used when neither word on it's own describes the situation at hand.
"My God! Did you see that girl?"
"I know, major pownage, right?"
pownage by Kyoichi-chan April 7, 2008
How do you spell pownage?
P-W-N-A-G-E
pownage by Megadecimal April 4, 2008
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