3 definitions by Oswald Van Oeveren

An alternate, and more amusing spelling of the common curse word "Fuck"
Hey, fonk you man!
by Oswald Van Oeveren April 23, 2003
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The Greatest band of all time. Coming from finland, every one of their albums has gone platinum and they have over a dozen #1 singles. Pzownage.
Apulanta owns you.
by Oswald Van Oeveren April 23, 2003
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To "own", or "school" someone harshly. Created by the great minds that be Oswald Van Oeveren, Thorbjorn, and Hung Te.
Dude you just pzowned that fetus.
by Oswald Van Oeveren April 23, 2003
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