When a girl is so ugly that you cannot get an erection around her, and instead of fucking her you slap her with your flaccid penis and tell her to get out.
Taken from the name for siege tanks in Starcraft attacking without being in siege mode.
Chinese definition of fried rice friend. Usually used when calling upon a really close friend. Fried rice is a Chinese favourite dish, so when calling your friend that, it means that you are the "best" friend.
1. Hello, you are my Chow Fan Pung Yau Wong Fung Ngai!
2. Liggy Bo Lig Lig, Chow Fan Pung Yau Lig Lig Ligz!
3. Hey McLigz! Your Bo Liggy is my Chow Fan Pung Yau. So damn jangz!