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n: the state of much pwning occurring; of a sexual or violent connotation; see also pwnage
"With all the slores up in the club last night, it was like shooting fish in a barrel. On the dance floor and back at the crib with these sluts, sheer pwnery."

"These billy badasses tried to step to us last night thinking they were hard. It was utter pwnery as we showed them just how soft they are."
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The state of which something, or someone, is pwned. See pwn, pwning pwns, and pwnage.
Haha, I beat you!! Total pwnership!!!!
pwnership by Bob882 September 30, 2004
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Boner Pwner 

An absolutely hideous chick that can soften even the hardest of boners upon sight.
Person A: So how did your blind date go?

Person B: I was really excited going into it, but I came out traumatized, she was a total Boner Pwner.

Person A: Yikes...
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pwner boner 

An erection caused by the act of pwning n00bs
OMG I'm pwning too much, I just got a pwner boner
pwner boner by Westicle July 20, 2008
A person who pwns people at something.
There is no true pwnerer,one may be close to the title but to truly pwn,one must pwn at all games. And when you meet him/her, you will only know him/her as
"The Pwnerer"

"A true pwnerer pwns at all games"
He/She is The Pwnerer of n00bs around the world.
pwnerer by Jon April 25, 2005
The title given to someone who is a master at ownage. someone who pwns more, harder and better that all others.

Usualy given to a master of gaming.
omg i cant win. that guy is "The Pwner"
"noob exist server"

Me lol
the pwner by The Pwner™ October 19, 2005
The boner someone gets when they pwn somebody.
Yesterday I got a pwner after pwning this noob with a no scope in Halo 3
Pwner by Hojin :P May 22, 2010
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