pwnery

n: the state of much pwning occurring; of a sexual or violent connotation; see also pwnage

"With all the slores up in the club last night, it was like shooting fish in a barrel. On the dance floor and back at the crib with these sluts, sheer pwnery."

"These billy badasses tried to step to us last night thinking they were hard. It was utter pwnery as we showed them just how soft they are."

by Adolf Oliver Bouchere May 27, 2008

pwnership

The state of which something, or someone, is pwned. See pwn, pwning pwns, and pwnage.

Haha, I beat you!! Total pwnership!!!!

by Bob882 September 30, 2004

Boner Pwner

An absolutely hideous chick that can soften even the hardest of boners upon sight.

Person A: So how did your blind date go?

Person B: I was really excited going into it, but I came out traumatized, she was a total Boner Pwner.

Person A: Yikes...

by Max Headroom II October 12, 2010

pwner boner

An erection caused by the act of pwning n00bs

OMG I'm pwning too much, I just got a pwner boner

by Westicle July 20, 2008

pwnerer

A person who pwns people at something.
There is no true pwnerer,one may be close to the title but to truly pwn,one must pwn at all games. And when you meet him/her, you will only know him/her as
"The Pwnerer"

"A true pwnerer pwns at all games"

He/She is The Pwnerer of n00bs around the world.

by Jon April 25, 2005

the pwner

The title given to someone who is a master at ownage. someone who pwns more, harder and better that all others.

Usualy given to a master of gaming.

omg i cant win. that guy is "The Pwner"
"noob exist server"

Me lol

by The Pwner™ October 19, 2005

Pwner

The boner someone gets when they pwn somebody.

Yesterday I got a pwner after pwning this noob with a no scope in Halo 3

by Hojin :P May 22, 2010