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Straight Up Fucking Owned.

TMO
Rza Vs Geroni & Imiscor
Rza Pwned Them Both.

by Giant January 2, 2003

pwned

A corruption of the word "Owned." This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled "owned." When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say, so-and-so "has been owned."

Instead, it said, so-and-so "has been pwned."

It basically means "to own" or to be dominated by an opponent or situation, especially by some god-like or computer-like force.

"Man, I rock at my job, but I still got a bad evaluation. I was pwned."

OR

"That team totally pwned us."

by Daniel Rivera April 11, 2003

pistol pwned

1. When you play an FPS and you, with your pistol, dominate an opponent who has a much more powerful weapon.

2. Bashing to death a player with your pistol.

<Player 1> (pistol kills) <Player 2>
<player 1>: Oh snap! Pistol pwned you!

by mchesney August 29, 2006

omega pwned

when the pwnage has reached such an extent that one cannot be pwned any more. the ultimate and final pwn.

guy 1: did you see joe?

guy 2: no, why?

guy 1: well, he went in to get his appendix removed and they got him confused with the transexual. now his outie is an in.

guy 2: omega pwned.

by holly molly August 19, 2006

Pwned by a Chick

To completely fail as a man in either terms of video games, driving, BBQing, or any other event that a real MAN would never lose to a chick.

Me: F**k that guy can out drift me any day.. Friend: you know that's a chick driving right? Me: BULLSHIT!!!! Friend: How does it feel to be pwned by a chick!?!

by Xero _ Manifest December 5, 2010

pwned.nl

A site with a flash animation stereotyping the average Counter-Strike player. Everyone has seen it, yet people who just find it think it is new and post the link on forums, chat rooms, everywhere.

1337 Noob: LOLO LUK AT DIS VEDIO!111 IT IZ SO FUNEE!!121! PWNDE.NL
Everyone: OLD!

by Penguin X February 4, 2005

pwned.nl

Konane's life
see kickass

OMG i love the map dust I can pwn so many n00bs on it. Maybe today i'll pwn enough noobs so i can raise my rank in the server from 3 to 1, hehe. Ok you guys, let's move out, rogerthat. guys, you go forward, i'll camp here, roger that. omg you fucking loser i know you hack i'm gonna tell the admin on you you faggot. leave now you faggot leave leave before the admin bans you. fire in the hole. omg what the fuck was that i know you're fucking hacking you fucking fucking teamkiller fucker. you you're fucking definitely gonna get the server ban you faggot.

by konane February 5, 2005