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pwnasaurus rex 

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teh pwnasaurus rex = teh mad 1337 hax-r that pwnz all at everything
Phatty:man you totaly pwned me lu bu
Lu Bu:I know i r teh pwnasaurus rex of ut2k4
pwnasaurus rex by booshels June 5, 2005

Penisaurus rex 

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A beast with the world's largest 5 inch penis. It should be noted that the 5 inches is in reference to the radius of the penis. When erect, it can extend up to 15 kilometers in length.

The word "Penis-" is the latin word for "Tail" and the term "rex" is also from the latin word "king". Hence "Penis King"

Kingdom - Anamalia
Phylum - Chordata
Class - Mammalia
Order - Penisauria
Family - Penisauridae
Genus - Penisaurus

Penisaurus rex is often abbreviated to P-Rex. The P-Rex is often synonymous with the word AVBP.

The most common prey for the Penisaurus rex is the Danfag

In some cultures, the P-Rex is referred to as "Moosa, the beast with the 2.5 ton AVBP". It sometimes suffers from back problems.
The Penisaurus rex used its AVBP to crush the Danfag

Johnny is the Penisaurus rex.

Occasionally, the Penisaurus rex would suffer from Penisclerosis and would get a 28 hour erection.

When the P-Rex caught a case of Penisclerosis, it used its AVBP to smack Danfags across the face.

People worship the Penisaurus rex by repeatedly chanting "Moosa-Bhai!! Moosa-Bhai!!"
Penisaurus rex by boringtimes February 1, 2010

pigasaurus rex

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Hey, watch out for the pigasaurus rex over there.
pigasaurus rex by cfrhoar June 16, 2010

Pwnasarus-Rex 

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When a group or one person completely OWNZ u!!!
P_K just Pwnasarus-Rexed me!!
Pwnasarus-Rex by Greg March 2, 2005

Pornasaurus Rex

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The appairant magical creature that comes to you when you are eighter high or wasted when you look porn.

It is said to look like Barney with sex toy strapt to a belt around his waist.
Friend 1: (Looking at toys) "Wow!" (Nearly Faints)

Friend 2: "What is it man"

Friend 1: " I just saw the Pornasaurus Rex man."

Friend 2: "Wow whats he like?"

Friend 1: "He's awesome!"

Pooasaurus Rex 

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A T- Rex, oddly combined with a Poo. It has the body of a T-Rex, and the head of a Poo.
A scientist was in the deep forests of the amazon, when he saw a Poo and T-Rex mating. The scientist came back a few months later, seeing a large egg in a nest. It was moving. the scientist walked over to it, and the top of the egg cracked open. A head of a child poped out. Scientist was confused. "Little girls dont come from eggs!" the scientist yelled. The small child came out of the egg with a dinosaur body! " I WILL CALL THIS A POOASAURUS REX!!!!" The scientist screamed.
Pooasaurus Rex by ilovemyjrt09 March 2, 2011
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