pwerk 

To twerk, but with your penis.

Proper pwerking posture prevents poor performance:
- stand upright and triumphantly, because you a goddamn stallion
- hands on hips like you’re doing step 3 of the Timewarp
- wide stance for maximum effect
- back arched like you’re being blown by a goddess
-lock eyes with the witness to your freaky ways

Then... PWERK LIKE THE WIND! SHAKE THAT THANG

1) “Hey man, how are you staying in shape during the pandemic?”

“I pwerk at least 3 minutes a day to the beat of ‘Work Bitch’ by Britney.”

2) Any day is a good day for pwerking, if it is in thine nature -Marcus Aurelius-

pwerk by ItchiestBum December 2, 2020

Perkeleen Vittupää 

A swear word to describe a malicious and evil mother fucker.

Jonny, there aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap.

Perkeleen Vittupää by JB42 November 13, 2014

perkele 

noun, Finnish.
Most likely the most powerful curseword ever created by mankind. Cannot be translated without loss. Versatile word that can be used alone or repeated indefinitely.

Suomi Finland Perkele

perkele by Anonymous October 5, 2003

perkypriss 

An annoying perky prissy byatch.

Look out everybody here comes perkypriss.

perkypriss by jpg3 November 19, 2011

upper perk 

A small district in Pennsylvania known for being predominantly white, spending more money on sports fields than school supplies, and crashing cars into houses.

Steve: Want to go to Upper Perk this weekend?
John: Bro, where even is that?

upper perk by Ngrglue August 6, 2016

Ultimate Perk 

A magical place in Andover, Massachusetts in which is guarded and distributed the sweet sweet succulent nectars of God's magnificent tits.

Bob: Hey what should we do today?
Jackmerius: Partake in the sweet sweet succulent nectar of God's magnificent tits?
Bob: Sooooo.... Ultimate Perk?!?!?!?!?!?!
Jackmerius: You mean the coffee place?
Bob: You large, foolish ass hat, it is so much more than just a coffee place. It is dreams. And that which breaks dreams. And souls. And that which births and which destroys souls. Come, Jackmerius, and I will lead you to salvation.

Ultimate Perk by SucklingFromTheTeatsOfGod January 14, 2013

perkele 

common finnish curse word for damn god of thunder which later became a joke

Drake: Hey, Mikko! What's up?
Mikko: Hey! Nothing much, did you bring my car back?
Drake: Um, about that. I need to say something...
Mikko: Yes?
Drake: Promise to not get mad, ok?
Mikko: Why would I get mad at my friend!
Drake: I crashed your car at forest and all your beer glasses broke.
Mikko: JUMALAUTA, SAATANA! PERKELE! OLET VITTU KUOLLUT!

perkele by someunfunnyguy69 June 10, 2018