pittock

this defination is a really big fat man who tries to be one of the cool guys, but instead just makes himself looks stupid, usually insults people for fun

god damn it there goes a pittock, he seriously needs to shed some pounds and change his image

by Nickolous April 12, 2005

pittock

a word to describe a person who's personall hygene is something not to be desired

Fuck me john, can you smell that pittock


or


Fuck me john you smell like pittock

by foshizzle12345 June 30, 2005

Puttock

An absolute fiend, with a taste for drugs like santa's taste for cookies and milk. Can probably rip the biggest bong hit you have ever witnessed with your entire eyeballs. Kinda short with a terminal stutter and a habbit of making a mug of themselves.

"He's such a 'Puttock'"

by Puttock420 January 17, 2021

pitcock

A name for a potato lord, not an armpit penis so shut up

That guy has control over potatoes, he must be a Pitcock

by Ciyamp April 4, 2015

Puttocking

(v.)
The action of spanking the top of the upper leg. Known as puttocking because of the distinctive sound it makes.

Also see double-puttocking

I gave my bitch such a good puttocking yesterday.

by overdose101 June 23, 2008

puttock

the nickname my family call my brother

‘oh hello puttock’ ‘argh stop calling me puttock’

by a female dood :) December 29, 2021

Puttock

A person who's obloid face looks to be that of a buttock-like ##### who likes ######## in the #######.

Person 1: Hey don't be such a fockin' Puttock man..."
There was no Person 1.

by smoke muffin August 10, 2023