put a pineapple on it

what someone says when they catch someone in a lie or it is used when someone is being disrespectful.

person 1: you're so ugly
person 2: oh put a pineapple on it !

person 1: oh no you didnt!

person 2: oh yes i did!

by Sophia V. April 29, 2020

putting the pineapples away

Jerking off or masturbating

I was putting the pineapples away in the toliet cause she wasn't puttin out.

by William Turner October 29, 2005