The current president of Russia. Resembles a giant albino bat, with his pointy ears, palid complexion, angular features and balding pate.

Former KGB man who is edging the country very slowly towards dictatorship. Shows the tendancy to repeat history (killing Chechens, desiring more government control.)

Vladimir Putin secretly wishes that he could turn off the lights in Russia for a week, then turn them back on to reveal that there were no more Chechens. Maybe a few large mountains where none had existed before, made out of what appears to be freshly turned earth, and possibly filled with thousands of lightly charred skeletons, but no Chechens, nosiree!

Putin by gramaticon August 28, 2005

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Putin

Pronounced: "Huylo" xʊj'lo

Sitting Russian Tsar.

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin enjoys fine wines, long walks on the beach, posing for ridiculous photo ops and staging the odd anschluss.

Putin by Madman Defarge October 23, 2014

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Putin

Something vile that won't go away, like dog shit on your shoe, or the stench of a decaying body.

This is disgusting, what is it?

It's just Putin.

Putin by jsharpphoto August 29, 2014

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Putin

The supreme spirit of evil; Satan

Hope not ever to see Heaven. I have come to lead you to the other shore; into eternal darkness; into fire and into ice to meet Putin.

Those kids are little Putins today.

Putin is in the details.

There'll be Putin to pay if we're late.

Putin by jmill666 April 6, 2022

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