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a zit or pimple with pus in it. Breaking your pustule is the same as popping it.
Bevis: Joe finally broke his pustule
Butthead: Really?
Bevis: Yea, he finally popped that enormus pimple on his forhead.
pustule by anonymous December 31, 2006
Words you can keep
Noun: A hard disk shaped crust of fecal matter that forms in the anus after each defecation. This is an extremely important part of a bowel movement in that it keeps ones anus from constantly leaking liquid shit. This disk shaped piece of shit acts as an anal dam but it can be broken at great embarrassment to the host of the anus. Wrestling, Yoga and/or laughing too hard can all cause enough stress to rupture a pustule.
Did you see that trail of shit? Beirne must have broke his pustule.
Pustule by Randy Sack JC November 4, 2009
A single piece of pasta which isn't a noodle I.e. Penne
I love the crunch of a hard pustule.
Pustule by Dedraterdater February 14, 2023

pustule pussy

A filthy whore who has so many STD's that she gets sores, boils, and zits on her vagina, causing her to excrete pus from her genitalia.
Dude, that fuckin whore has a fuckin pustule pussy; see that shit running down her leg?

crusty pustule 

A person that is so horrific looking that no matter how shit-faced drunk you are at the end of the night you would never go home with them no matter what.
Oh God, look at that crusty pustule at the end of the bar, he/she had better not even try to talk to me.

crusty pustule 

A person that is so horrific looking that no matter how shit-faced drunk you are at the end of the night you would never go home with them no matter what.
Oh God, look at that crusty pustule at the end of the bar, he/she had better not even try to talk to me.

Pot Pustules 

Small scraps of marijuana that are left over after the rolling of a joint and/or packing of the bowl.
Hey, Mocher, I rolled some joints in my car and now the front seat is full of pot pustules.

or

Big Daddy: Man, I wish we had some smoke.

Convoy: Yeah...

Jim: Man, when I think of all the Pot Pustules I've wasted, I'd have like a bunch'a joints and shit.
Pot Pustules by RollUmBigged July 8, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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