The unique and individual qualities for the female vagina. Similar to the commonly known fingerprint, where there is a unique pattern for every individual and no fingerprint is the same. The pussyprint is referring to how no vagina is the same. There are unique features that might get one girl off but will not work for the next.
Friend 1- "Dude, I was with this girl last night and I couldn't get her off."
Friend 2- "That's because all girls have a pussyprint, no girls vagina is the same."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.