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Pussy Weasel 

A term for a male penis. Defined as a long, slender, aggressive creature that likes to bury itself in a tight warm hole.
Chris McCallion from Hull, Massachusetts couldn’t control his Pussy Weasel after he unzipped his jeans, Sarah Sullivan from Cohasset, Massachusetts was excited after Chris’s Pussy Weasel found refuge in her tight warm hole.
Pussy Weasel by Duckdog39 October 18, 2019

Pussy Weasel 

Person who weasels out of fun shit because they are a pussy (weasel) Pussy-Weasel
“Hey you wanna sneak onto this movie set?”
“I can’t I’m scared and I also happen to be a pussy weasel
Pussy Weasel by Don’tLookUp January 16, 2021

Pussy Weasel 

A friend that will hit on a girl who's sitting on your bed and slide his number to her or any woman while your in the same room but try to hide it while not being ok with you doing the same.
My buddy Mark is a "pussy weasel", keep your girl on your lap...lol
Pussy Weasel by cartuneist March 31, 2022

Pussy weasel 

A person so driven by pussy meaning all of their daily thoughts are about pussy, the next time they’ll get pussy, or who they’ll screw over to get more pussy. In summary, a person who will betray the homies to get a crumb of pussy from a girl. Someone who “weasels” their way into pussy.
Yo Matt is such a pussy weasel, he told Abby the secret I told all you guys so he could try to get with her
Pussy weasel by Pee-air-oh December 27, 2023

Weasel Puss

Weasel Puss by gunnergrant October 31, 2018

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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