Pussy police

Usually the female friend that tries to prevent any males from hooking up with her attractive friend. Very similar to the cockblock

Guy: hey can i buy you a drink?
Girl: Ummm...
Pussy police: (interrupts) No, you cant. She already has 1!

Pussy police by L!ndizzle October 14, 2011

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pussy police

guys on the hunt for some pussy acting like detectives, stopping bitches in their tracks , shooting their shot to see if they can get laid

female: ohhh the pussy police are here , i hope they come fuck us

pussy police by ih8dumbbitches August 3, 2018

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Related Words

Pussy police • open-pussy-policy • Policing the pussy • pussy • pussy-whipped • Pussy-ass-bitch • pussy boy • pussy lips • pussy juice • pussy footing

open-pussy-policy

The tendency of European women to let almost anyone's penis enter their vagina.

Fashionista #1: Honestly, I think he would take whatever comes his way. He just wants to get laid.
Fashionista #2: And what? She's easy?
Fashionista #1: You know those European girls. She has an open-pussy-policy.

open-pussy-policy by shelledincombates May 15, 2009

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Policing the pussy

Keep tabs on your girl who, what, when, where, why, and how!!!

That fool deuce Girl work at the Bar he’s always out there policing the pussy!

Policing the pussy by Bigfoot408 June 13, 2018

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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