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#1. A very large,or oversized handbag{usually a designer brand}. #2. A trendy, oversized handbag that looks awesome, yet somewhat incongruous unless it is carrying your weekend wardrobe. #3.A combination of purse and luggage, or luggage that someone is trying to pass-off as a purse, just for the "look".
#1. Jen: Gosh Gabby! I love your new {Louis Vuitton/CHANEL/Balenciaga etc...}bag!....but do you really need all that major purseage? Gabby: Yea I do! The bigger the bag, the smaller my ass looks! #2. Oh man....all those super-skinny actresses carry all that rediculous purseage just to hide behind so we can't see how anorexic they really are......
purseage by Carlye Samatas January 19, 2009
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an armenian that was born in iran. armenians were not forced in Iran, we welcomed them like brothers, don't be haters, perians-iranians don't hate you.
Look at Andy, and Vigen, they are Iranians, and thousands more.
parskahye by khashayar April 11, 2005

pursayis 

Pursayis is a girl that is a complete mystery to some people. But to me she is funny, stubborn, and very weird. like when she’s obsessed with something she’s OBSESSED. She loves her Freinds and she lives to fight with them (especially the child). We love you pursayis but you need to stop bullying The child.

-You know who this is
“PURSAYIS STOP BULLYING THE CHILD!”
“PURSAYIS NO”
“PURSAYIS “
pursayis by The UwU May 12, 2021
he is a barskahye
parskahye by Anonymous August 23, 2003
Armenians that are from Iran. They are made fun of 24/7 for having a specific Armenian accent. They stan Andy for clear skin. If you are parskahye, you typically listen to your parents talking about how much school was hard for them and how they walked to school everyday unlike you now, in America.
"Oh you're parskahye"
"Ya"
"Barev Barev Karmir Arev"
"No"
Parskahye by Parskahye4life October 12, 2020

Purkapile 

A gang bang, usually occuring in a cornfield.
Lets get a few co-workers and have a Purkapile.
Purkapile by Retarf August 31, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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