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Purple shit 

The aftermath of a McDonald’s meal. Too much micky d’s and you’ll have the case of the purple shits. Ronald’s face can fool you but he can’t skool you so get a salad you fat f*ck.
“I ate too much chicky nuggets Ima be sick!”
“Your gonna have a case of the purple shits fo sure!!!”
Purple shit by Jon Harold the 3rd January 10, 2018
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Purple Shit 

The "Purple Shit" is the official name for the large, and violet McDonald's character.
John: What toy did you get in your happy meal?
Bill: I got a Purple Shit. What did you get?
Purple Shit by rumbothevandal January 17, 2008

Purple shit 

What Juice WRLD (RIP) poured up until it was in his piss
Jarad Higgins: Smokin' on loud, and that codeine I sip
Pourin' up this purple shit until it's in my piss
Purple shit by whoscandice69 January 25, 2022

purple shit 

A substance inexplicably present at meetings between close, air-brained math class friends. Also, can be used as a wild card sort of word, when words just don't come to mind but your lips keep moving.

Associated motions: Jazz fingers, followed by a quick jerking "yesssss!" motion with both fists, is commonly understood as sign language for the phrase.
"Man, the purple shit is all over! You know what I'm talking about. It's purple... shit... you totally know."
purple shit by Ellie Worej December 16, 2007

The Purple Shit 

Found in 2k21. Only the real know you hurd
Did you see the purple shit?

The purple shit was chasing me around.

The purple shit keeps me out at night.

That purple shot is crazy

Purple tater shit 

A term used to call someone who is usually lazy, stupid, awkward, and annoying af.
Hey has Pedro tried to talk to you today?! He is beind a total purple tater shit!!

Shit a Purple Twinky 

verb.
A simple phrase stated at a time of anger, simply to ease the irritation off of yourself.
Frank: "Hey Bill, no one loves you. You're adopted!"
Bill: "Shut up Frank. Go shit a purple twinky..."
Shit a Purple Twinky by Hokie K February 20, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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