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puppybear 

A puppy that looks so much like a bear, you don't know if it's a bear cub or a puppy. People often describe puppy bears as ewok-like. Common dog breeds that fit this definition are (pomskys, samoyeds, chow chow, malamutes, german shepherd,/akita,/corgi Mix; Teacup Pomeranians; golden doodle
wow your puppybear looks like an ewok
puppybear by anne925 October 14, 2018
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An awesome person. A mentor. A gentleman and a scholar.
Wow! You are such a PoppaBear!
PoppaBear by PoppaBear May 6, 2009

Puppyguarding 

When the person who's "it" in freeze tag waits right by someone touching the base, so they can immediately be frozen when they quit touching it. The definition can be expanded to include someone in a position of power who bides his/her time to catch a 2nd person in a mistake, often for self-benefit (especially if the 2nd person is considered a nuisance).
Joe: I got banned from the messageboard because of a year-old post!

Ray: With your reputation, y'know the staff was puppyguarding you!
Puppyguarding by SGN March 13, 2009

Puppybag 

Hey Mike, there is only enough left for a puppybag, you might as well finish it all.
Puppybag by OrangeDiva October 30, 2008

pussybear 

a cute cuddle person, or a big monsterous hairy vagina
your just a little pussybear
pussybear by Bo Barnes September 21, 2006

pukeybear 

An overly adored boyfriend or girlfriend or pookiebear that one is always hearing about or forced to witness in person.

Plural form: pukeybears-a couple with each person acting like a pukeybear.
1. Ellen: Edward is so hot. He is always doing things for me. He is such a sweetie. I love my pookiebear so much. He....

Adele: He is a pukeybear.... (retches)

2. No way can I eat with those pukeybears over in the next booth loving on each other.
pukeybear by kero frangipangi pants February 5, 2009

Puppyteer 

A cute but mischievous blonde man who is trying to be cute but evil really behind your back. Preferable from the Netherlands.
He was a puppyteer with no fears
Puppyteer by Baylien Culture December 22, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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