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Puppyguarding 

When the person who's "it" in freeze tag waits right by someone touching the base, so they can immediately be frozen when they quit touching it. The definition can be expanded to include someone in a position of power who bides his/her time to catch a 2nd person in a mistake, often for self-benefit (especially if the 2nd person is considered a nuisance).
Joe: I got banned from the messageboard because of a year-old post!

Ray: With your reputation, y'know the staff was puppyguarding you!
Puppyguarding by SGN March 13, 2009

Puppybag 

Hey Mike, there is only enough left for a puppybag, you might as well finish it all.
Puppybag by OrangeDiva October 30, 2008

pussybear 

a cute cuddle person, or a big monsterous hairy vagina
your just a little pussybear
pussybear by Bo Barnes September 21, 2006

pukeybear 

An overly adored boyfriend or girlfriend or pookiebear that one is always hearing about or forced to witness in person.

Plural form: pukeybears-a couple with each person acting like a pukeybear.
1. Ellen: Edward is so hot. He is always doing things for me. He is such a sweetie. I love my pookiebear so much. He....

Adele: He is a pukeybear.... (retches)

2. No way can I eat with those pukeybears over in the next booth loving on each other.

Puppyteer 

A cute but mischievous blonde man who is trying to be cute but evil really behind your back. Preferable from the Netherlands.
He was a puppyteer with no fears
Puppyteer by Baylien Culture December 22, 2021