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puple monkey dishwasher
having sex and just before a womans orgasm,leaving the head slightly in as she squirts the puple monkey is dishwashing
puple monkey dishwasher by jang jub October 3, 2008
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Famous giant puple stuffed worm in flapjaw space
When there was a glitch in Arsenal Gear this is all Colonel Campbell could think about.... other than scissors..... and his past life as a burrowing worm..... and VR mission 59 to infiltrate Galuade and save Meryl....
"I hear it's amazing when the famous giant purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space, with a tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hairi Kairi Rock! I need scissors!! 61!!" Colonel Campbell
Famous giant puple stuffed worm in flapjaw space by Austin B. January 31, 2005
Pulled a Takei
Did you see that person quickly taking down their online poll cause it didn't sway their way? Yeah, they must have Pulled a Takei.
HAHA that Celeb totally didn't like their results, They blamed it on trolls.
HAHA that Celeb totally didn't like their results, They blamed it on trolls.
Pulled a Takei by aCanadianGuyeH February 25, 2017
Pulled an Amber Heard
Guy 1: Man, I got in an argument with my girlfriend and she pulled an Amber Heard in our bed!
Guy 2: she SHIT in your bed??
Guy 2: she SHIT in your bed??
Pulled an Amber Heard by shitposter99 April 21, 2022
Pulled a Bob
I pulled a Bob on that dumb ass and sold him a car knowing the title was bad. He pulled a Bob on me and took my money then never delivered the product.
Pulled a Bob by Jerry Kramer August 21, 2018
pudless
A derogatory term used to describe someone who is a douchebag. The subject may actually have genitalia, but probably would not know what to do with it if he did.
pudless by Lavish Long December 30, 2008
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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