Punkey

Someone who is highly annoying, extremly boring and has the overall personality of a rock. Punkeys come in all shapes and forms some may be fat and others may have horoscope tattoos. They all however share the same traits of cockblocking, bad direction, stalking, obsession and talking rubbish.

Tristan : " Did you see Johann today?"

Samir: "Johann? Man that guy is a real Punkey"

Tristan: "I know right thank god he isn't here"

Punkey by Samir_Rk December 13, 2012

mourch punkey 

that same as porch monkey. just sounds cooler

hay man get up yout acting like a mourch punkey

mourch punkey by thatguywiththeface February 16, 2009

Pukey Dec 

The term for a young boy who is an alcoholic and who's dad owns a law firm

" Did you see what Pukey Dec did tonight?"

"Yeah, tonight was wild."

Pukey Dec by Swimkoeberle February 14, 2018

pukey dukes 

Something my dad and grandpa called motorcyclists when we traveled.

Oh, look at them Pukey Dukes.

pukey dukes by Dalagaloco May 13, 2017

Punky Crisps 

A phoney-bologna fictitious fake non-existant breakfast cereal; the label on the lids of some recycling bins clearly show a box of Punky Crisps cereal but I've never heard of it and I don't know where to purchase this product.

You can drop the following items into this bin:

LIFESTYLE magazine
Computer News magazine
MAD magazine
Punky Crisps cereal boxes
TIME magazine

Punky Crisps by Telephony July 23, 2014

Punky Brewster 

When you go ass to ass with your partner using a double sided dildo.

Hey man, I heard you gave your girl a Punky Brewster.

Punky Brewster by PunkyBrewster69 December 2, 2019

punkenheimer

A person or an entity that derives immense pleasure in punking people relentlessly.

Stay away from that dude unless you enjoy being punked, he's a punkenheimer

punkenheimer by velocirex January 17, 2015