punjabie

punjabie is an upcoming country
it is ran by a big black guy called punjabi man

man: "you from punjabie?"
man2 "yeah bro!"

punjabie by boobymanlol April 6, 2021

safe punjabi (no virus) 

A technical term used to assure customers that the program they are downloading onto their computer is totally safe and definitely will not cause any harm to their device.

White: Jesse, did you just install BTD 3 UNLIMITED MONEY GLTICH (HACKED) onto the family computer?
Jesse: It said it was safe punjabi (no virus)!

safe punjabi (no virus) by RocIsVeryCommon August 20, 2022

punjabi teabag

Placing one's pubicle sack into a hot Tikka Marsala curry and then onto an unsuspecting victims face using a motion similar to that of dipping a teabag into hot water.

Rajesh fell asleep at work and was given the Punjabi teabag all over his face by a co worker.

punjabi teabag by Sw@mpD0nk3y November 25, 2014

Punjabi

Punjabis are both sikh and hindu in religion. There is an abundance of farmland and crops in this region. Many punjabis have migrated to large countries such as England Canada and the States

I am a punjabi who has parents from Punjab

Punjabi by Love the world we live in October 11, 2019

Punjabi Revenge 

After one has had a pint, it is customary to indulge in some fine Indian cuisine. After a night of being generally mistreated by arrogant English customers, the staff of whichever fine establishment was frequesnted take solace in the fact that Punjabi Revenge will be taken out of the clients' asses.

Interestingly, by substituting all occurances of the word 'love' for 'curry' in the Johnny Cash song, "Ring of Fire", you will find that he is actually describing this phenomenon.

Today I have been less than productive in the office. This was mainly due to experiencing a spot of Punjabi Revenge. I would wager that I have spent as much time sitting on the toilet as at my desk. I also think my ring is bleeding. I genuinely wish I were dead.

Punjabi Revenge by Lukenestler November 16, 2006

punjabi hammer 

An erotic dance move where the male does a handstand against a wall and thrusts his crotch aggressively.

I want to punjabi hammer that bitch.

punjabi hammer by Willys warriors October 11, 2018

Punjabi

Punjab refers to an area that spans both Northwestern India and Northern Pakistan. In northwestern India there is a province named Punjab. Likewise, in Pakistan, there is a province called Punjab. According to 2012 census data, the population of Punjab in India was 27.98 million. According to 2015 data, the population of Punjab in Pakistan was 101.4 million. In the Punjab province of India, Sikhs are the majority inhabitants of the Punjab, while Hindus are in the minority. In the Punjab province of Pakistan, the majority of the inhabitants are Muslims.

The term Punjabi refers to a) the language of the region, and b) the people from the region.

- The language of Punjab is called Punjabi.
- The people that have historically lived in the Punjab are called Punjabi.

Where are you from?

India.
Oh? Where are you from in India?
I'm Punjabi.

What languages do you speak?
I speak Punjabi, Hindi, and English.

Punjabi by YoungBrigand February 23, 2017