punch meat 

A rather large and floppy vagina. usually used in reference to someone who is reputed to have a rather nasty case of beef curtains due to excessive pounding of the vag by wayward dicks and the occasional champagne bottle. also looks like one of those sides of beef that Rocky beat up in the freezer.

Damn dude, did you see the gnarly punch meat on that chick at the donkey show?

punch meat by bmxatx December 2, 2007

Meat Punch 

A punch that prior to, one must rub their entire hand in the crevice between their balls and leg.(Most effective after a thorough workout)

Also called Tuna Slap, The Belgian Greeting, and Grandpa's Whistle.

Uncle Gary doles out a mean Meat Punch!

Meat Punch by SneakyPriest June 28, 2011

Meat puppet throat punch 

1. When a man fucks your throat 2. When mini me takes a ride down your esophagus.

My man just meat puppet throat punched me.

Meat puppet throat punch by Motel 6 7183 January 2, 2014

Pinch Meat 

Take a shit.

Gotta run and pinch meat. Right back.

Pinch Meat by Eaton Holgoode October 24, 2018