Definitions by SneakyPriest

Meat Punch 

A punch that prior to, one must rub their entire hand in the crevice between their balls and leg.(Most effective after a thorough workout)

Also called Tuna Slap, The Belgian Greeting, and Grandpa's Whistle.

Uncle Gary doles out a mean Meat Punch!

Meat Punch by SneakyPriest June 28, 2011

Chicken Mittens 

The act of using an uncooked chicken as a boxing glove.

I can't get the stink off my hands from my Chicken Mittens.

Chicken Mittens by SneakyPriest June 28, 2011