punch in the face
When one's fist unwillingly (or sometimes willingly) makes an other-than-delicate connection with your face.
punch in the face by Bagelhat October 20, 2010
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It's better than a punch in the face.
A term used in a wide range of situations, from a person having to eat a bag of rubbish to something you could put in a speech.
It's better than a punch in the face. by Bob6372 January 4, 2024
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I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe.
Use this phrase in times of extreme anger towards other people, when your brain isn't functioning well enough to put together a logical, coherent threat.
I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe. by Scot August 9, 2004
punch you in the face
Sometimes, someone will threaten to punch you in the face when you have upset them to some degree. This is considered, amongst the lower primates (see bro), to be one of the best ways to win an argument. Typically, the implication is that, by punching you in the face, the "victor" would be vindicated. Also, this often implies that you are a gigantic faggot... as opposed to the guy punching you... who is always totally straight.
Beware those who actually WILL punch you in the face rather than just threaten to do so. They can often be identified by the imprints of some guy's teeth on their knuckles.
Beware those who actually WILL punch you in the face rather than just threaten to do so. They can often be identified by the imprints of some guy's teeth on their knuckles.
Guy A: "Dude, why are you sucking that guy's dick?"
Guy B: "Shut up! I'll punch you in the face if you say I'm gay!"
Guy A: "Yeah, THAT'LL prove you're not gay..."
Guy B: "Shut up! I'll punch you in the face if you say I'm gay!"
Guy A: "Yeah, THAT'LL prove you're not gay..."
punch you in the face by Bitch-monkey June 2, 2009
Punch me in the face
When someone's so attractive, any physical contact will do. People who feel a strong attraction to a good looking person will often throw this term around. Variants include "kick my ass into outer space", "stomp on me", etc.
"Ugh, Fletcher Shears is so hot, I want him to punch me in the face!"
alternatively
"Punch me in the face please."
alternatively
"Punch me in the face please."
Punch me in the face by girlfriendgoat August 22, 2018
I'll Punch You In The Face!
Something you say to someone who is joking around with you, causing you to get upset like a little paranoid bitch and drink all of their beer. Usually this is a last resort when your intelligence suffers so badly that you can't think of anything clever to say.
I'll Punch You In The Face! by Binary Jay July 19, 2005
i wanna punch you in the face
Someone who annoys you to the extreme line of near hatred even without doing, saying anything, or even being there that you want to bash them up or you fantasise of bashing them up. In short, the term for a person that you want to punch in the face is called a 'Badger'.
I had a dream of the badger that sits next to me in class, then i woke up and said to myself "i wanna punch you in the face".
i wanna punch you in the face by Anonymous.Z June 17, 2014
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