punch dick

a person who is such an asshole that kicking them where the sun doesn't shine is too much of compliment. They must be punched in their dick for adequate humiliation.

The pretentious jerk in my Russian class thinks he knows everything; he is such a punch dick.

by 191704812123 August 24, 2009

Five Finger Dick Punch

A dick punch that is used by kneeling down and upper cutting someone on the bottom of the ballsack for maximum pain.

When Jimmy got hit by my Five Finger Dick Punch his left nut disappeared into his stomach.

by Five Finger Dick Punch May 31, 2016

Dick punch December

Starting December 1st you punch one dick, the 2nd two dicks and so on ,untill you reach December 30 which would be 30 dicks punches that day.

Hide yo cocks it's dick punch December !

by Bloodymary&me November 6, 2018

tsunami dick punch

A giant repetitive wave of several dick punches followed by a glass of salt water to the face

Jeremy and Randall gave josh a tsunami dick punch for his birthday.

by Skrambles the death dealer February 20, 2015

death by dick punch

A Capital Punishment alternative to lethal injection. The individual on death row is punched repeatadly in the dick until flatline status has been reached.

Did you hear? Larry died of dysentery yesterday. Hey, at least it wasn't death by dick punch.

by Bon38 October 2, 2011

dick punch

the act of using one's fist to forcefully demolish the manhood of another.

I'd like to dick punch that damn bastard at Fox who cancled Family Guy. (fuck the new-found cartoon network fans, you assholes aren't old school!)

by Kwelobus December 24, 2003

dick punch

Figuratively taking a blow that does not hurt as bad as getting punched in the balls but still demoralizing enough to hate the world.

My wife and I separated and she already has a boyfriend after 2 weeks. That feels like a huge dick punch!

by Burndaddy January 22, 2017