punch clown 

1. a worthless piece of crap who lives only to do and say stupid things, and a person who nobody likes

David Dreman is such a punch clown!

punch clown by neilr July 10, 2004

punch the clown 

The act of male masturbation

"I Punched the clown yesterday while thinking of you"

punch the clown by Hank February 1, 2003

punch the clown 

Jack off.

Excuse me mate, I need to go punch the clown.

punch the clown by Chad Martin January 21, 2004

punch my clown 

masterbation

i like to punch my clown sometimes

punch my clown by deeeee. July 13, 2010

punch the clown 

To masturbate , usually associated with guys.

Rather than work hard, Rob would rather stay home and punch the clown.

punch the clown by Chris May 13, 2005

Punch the clown upside down 

When you masturbate upside down so when you finish you give yourself a facial.

You never wanna punch the clown upside down.

Punch the clown upside down by DR. DISTRUCTO June 24, 2011

punch the clown 

to punch your boner till you ejaculate

i'm a sick bastard who likes to punch the clown, sometimes i give it indian burn

punch the clown by Anonymous July 22, 2003