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1. a worthless piece of crap who lives only to do and say stupid things, and a person who nobody likes

David Dreman is such a punch clown!

punch clown by neilr July 10, 2004

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punch the clown

The act of male masturbation

"I Punched the clown yesterday while thinking of you"

punch the clown by Hank February 1, 2003

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punch the clown

Jack off.

Excuse me mate, I need to go punch the clown.

punch the clown by Chad Martin January 21, 2004

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punch my clown

masterbation

i like to punch my clown sometimes

punch my clown by deeeee. July 13, 2010

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punch the clown

To masturbate , usually associated with guys.

Rather than work hard, Rob would rather stay home and punch the clown.

punch the clown by Chris May 13, 2005

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Punch the clown upside down

When you masturbate upside down so when you finish you give yourself a facial.

You never wanna punch the clown upside down.

Punch the clown upside down by DR. DISTRUCTO June 24, 2011

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punch the clown

to punch your boner till you ejaculate

i'm a sick bastard who likes to punch the clown, sometimes i give it indian burn

punch the clown by Anonymous July 22, 2003

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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