punch bowl

When a female leaves blood from her period in the toilet.

I went to go pee this morning and Annie left me a punch bowl

punch bowl by foufifoufi September 5, 2007

punch bowl

1. A bowl to drink punch out of!

2. When someone is taking a toke out of a pipe and you punch the bowl, in an attempt to bring contact between the toker's face and the burning weed! Only do this when the weed is some dirty shwag, or risk losing some nice grass.

1. Need a definition? Are you stoopid?

2. Cuno: How did you get that burn on your face?
Pita: That ass Mark punch bowl'd me yesterday, and it was MY fucking weed!

punch bowl by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007

Punch Bowl

When you are at a house party and someone cloggs the sink and everybody pisses in the sink.

Yo dude, I totally punch bowled the bathroom sink.

Go fill it up .

Punch Bowl by Gdit March 9, 2017

punch bowl

When a women gets in the Hot Tube on her period. Thus creating a punch bowl effect with red water.

Suzi, do you want to go Hot Tubbing? No, I am on the rag and don't want to Punch Bowl your tub.

punch bowl by Stephen from Sacto April 10, 2008

Punch Bowl

When a man/woman fists a woman on her period.

"I dipped into her punch bowl last night. Needless to say, we had to throw away the sheets."

Punch Bowl by fenfenfab April 29, 2014

shit in the punch bowl

to cross the line; an egregious faux pas; to say or do something so offensive or outrageous it brings everything to a grinding halt; like going to a party and shitting in the punch bowl.

"It was funny until Josh said that thing about his wife literally having sex with a rat."

"Yeah, he totally shit in the punch bowl on that one."

shit in the punch bowl by Doug Higbert January 5, 2009

turd in the punch bowl 

n. A person who spoils a pleasant social situation.

This metaphor is powered by a particularly vivid contrast: the inviting sensory appeal of a festive beverage juxtaposed with the revolting suggestion of feculent contagion. Therefore, labeling someone a turd in the punch bowl is most appropriate when the individual's deleterious influence goes beyond mere faux pas or nuisance behaviors, and rises to the level of deliberate offense for its own sake. Consider that the literal act of depositing or excreting fecal matter into a communal food-service container would be sabotage.

The punch bowl and the feces connote certain additional nuances. The former is a symbol of public community, as such dispensers are frequently encountered at parties where they become a focal point for interaction. Freud famously identified feces with aggression and the possessive instinct. Thus a turd in the punch bowl suggests rage toward, and / or the urge to conquer, a community or society as a whole. Defecating into a punch bowl is a very public act, in contrast with poisoning the well or laying an upper decker, which are generally surreptitious. In particular then, to be a turd in the punch bowl is to be a willful and attention-seeking obstructor to the success of a social community.

The turd in the punch bowl was Brian, who had to go rat out our awesome senior prank idea to the principal.

turd in the punch bowl by Carl Willis March 2, 2011