pump and slump

To jack off violently and then go to sleep for the night

Bob: did you get any from your girl?

Joe: nah man I'm just gonna pump and slump

pump and slump by Thetruth26 May 22, 2014

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Pump and slump

Wanking yourself to sleep leaving your load all over your stomach

Oh last night I was so tired, I had a pump and slump

Pump and slump by Pumper2000 September 22, 2023

Related Words

pump and slump • pump and dump • Pump and Hump • Pump-and-munch • Pump and Treat • Pump and Chunk • pump and gag • Pump and Go • pump and jump • Pump and Run

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