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pulling an eva 

V. pul-ing an E-va

1. To say that you will call and when you will call, and not doing so, thereby keeping your significant other in a perpetual state of waiting.

2. To stand someone up for a date
Guy 1: Hey man, I thought you were going out with Justine tonight.

Guy 2: Apparently not. She just pulled an Eva on me
(Pulling an Eva)
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pulling an eva 

Saying that you will meet up with someone just to cancel at the last minute. Being a big fat flake. An Eva can always get away with canceling plans.
Nico: you were supposed to be here an hour ago!
Jess sorry can’t come anymore XD
Nico: wow thanks for pulling an Eva on me
pulling an eva by waterdarling February 11, 2019

Pulling An Eva Smith 

When someone bleaches something or themselves (their insides)

Referencing the character Eva Smith in An Inspector Calls
My mate just decided to start pulling an Eva Smith

Pulling an Evan 

1. To become heavily intoxicated to the point of requiring assistance

2. To have no self-control with regard to anything
"Do you see how faded he is right now? He's totally pulling an Evan again."
Pulling an Evan by 同志 January 27, 2023

pulling an Evan 

named after the little-known internet celebrity, Evan Hill, this phrase describes a situation in which you should have gotten into serious trouble but instead gained respect of those who were victimized.
Tom: i totally verbally broke down this girl right in front of her friends.

Tim: well, what happened afterwards?

Tom: she gave me a blowjob.

Tim: oh yeah, pulling an Evan.

Pulling an 'Evan Dorney' 

The act in which a boy leaves you all alone to have fun with his friends then complains when you stop talking to him. What he doesn't know, is that you secretly are head over heels in love with him.
Christa: I'm so ef-ing upset right now!
Meagan: why?
Christa: My new boyfriend is Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'!!
Meagan: wow, i'm sorry. Wait so you lvoe himm?
Christa: DUH!!!!

Pulling an evan 

When you have an object or some sort of item that is very special to you and holds not only real-world value, but special value to you (like a rare trading card, etc.) And a friend or somebody you know purchases the item you have only because they don't want people to praise you for having that thing, essentially trying to 1-up the other person. This is different from purchasing something once because what the other person has looks and seems cool to you.
Guy 1: whenever I get a new MTG card, Guy 3 gets exactly whatever I get after I show him!

Guy 2: seems sus, maybe he's pulling an evan
Pulling an evan by Ridiculously June 18, 2020
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