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pulling a kelly  

generally said to someone when they do something really stupid like turn a corner doing 40 swerve to miss a car and in turn hit a tree which ends up hitting a house. (to be noted she did not get hurt which is why its funny)
1: yo u hear joey backed into a parked car?
2: no i didn't. ended up pulling a kelly eh?
pulling a kelly by cheezhead October 6, 2008
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pulling a kelly 

1.giving head to a kid before even hooking up with him after cracking jokes about getting on her knees.

2. hooking up with a 5th grader to get a glow necklace.
person 1:where did she go?
person 2: idk shes in the woods with some kid. i think shes pulling a kelly.
person 1:oh god.

Pulling a Kelly 

Becoming delusional, psychotic and making up absurd stories about people you know. Pulling a Kelly may result in arrest or commitment to a psychiatric facility as well as losing most of your friends.
That kid just went crazy for no reason....someone should tell him not to start pulling a kelly
Pulling a Kelly by Bonita Sales January 12, 2012

Pulling a Kelly 

The art of pulling a Kelly is going out on the town the night before a morning shift at work but still making it into work, no matter the state you are in.
“No wonder Richard looks so rough this morning, he’s pulling a Kelly
Pulling a Kelly by Wjh1 July 9, 2023

Pulling a Kelly Khumalo

Household kwaito star Kelly Khumalo claimed to be a virgin back in 2006. Her racy image and in your face sexuality made a mockery of the claim. So "pulling a Kelly Khumalo" means pretending to be a virgin when you're not.
She really deceived him by pulling a Kelly Khumalo until he found out she was three months pregnant.

Pulling a Helen Keller 

Pretending to be blind, stupid, deaf, unable to speak (mute) and sometimes even pretending to be a lesbian just to get out of school work, homework and other dumb stuff.

"I asked this chick at the bar for a fuck and she went all lesbian on me!"

"She pulled a Helen Keller on ya!"

"Mrs. Moore asked Jenna for her homework and then Jenna started pulling a Helen Keller!"

"What happened?"

"Jenna started making funny mongoloid noises, then threw herself out the classroom window and then got up with cuts to her face screaming she was blind!"

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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