pulling a kelly  

generally said to someone when they do something really stupid like turn a corner doing 40 swerve to miss a car and in turn hit a tree which ends up hitting a house. (to be noted she did not get hurt which is why its funny)

1: yo u hear joey backed into a parked car?
2: no i didn't. ended up pulling a kelly eh?

pulling a kelly by cheezhead October 6, 2008

pulling a kelly 

1.giving head to a kid before even hooking up with him after cracking jokes about getting on her knees.

2. hooking up with a 5th grader to get a glow necklace.

person 1:where did she go?
person 2: idk shes in the woods with some kid. i think shes pulling a kelly.
person 1:oh god.

pulling a kelly by dontworryaboutittt October 27, 2008

Pulling a Kelly 

Becoming delusional, psychotic and making up absurd stories about people you know. Pulling a Kelly may result in arrest or commitment to a psychiatric facility as well as losing most of your friends.

That kid just went crazy for no reason....someone should tell him not to start pulling a kelly

Pulling a Kelly by Bonita Sales January 12, 2012

Pulling a Kelly 

The art of pulling a Kelly is going out on the town the night before a morning shift at work but still making it into work, no matter the state you are in.

“No wonder Richard looks so rough this morning, he’s pulling a Kelly”

Pulling a Kelly by Wjh1 July 9, 2023

Pulling a Kelly Khumalo

Household kwaito star Kelly Khumalo claimed to be a virgin back in 2006. Her racy image and in your face sexuality made a mockery of the claim. So "pulling a Kelly Khumalo" means pretending to be a virgin when you're not.

She really deceived him by pulling a Kelly Khumalo until he found out she was three months pregnant.

Pulling a Kelly Khumalo by Miss Smacked July 24, 2012

Pulling a Helen Keller 

Pretending to be blind, stupid, deaf, unable to speak (mute) and sometimes even pretending to be a lesbian just to get out of school work, homework and other dumb stuff.

"I asked this chick at the bar for a fuck and she went all lesbian on me!"

"She pulled a Helen Keller on ya!"

"Mrs. Moore asked Jenna for her homework and then Jenna started pulling a Helen Keller!"

"What happened?"

"Jenna started making funny mongoloid noises, then threw herself out the classroom window and then got up with cuts to her face screaming she was blind!"

Pulling a Helen Keller by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007