Pulling a Jesus 

When someone on chat says "BRB" and doesn't return for days.

Buddy: Hey bro, brb.
Friend: Aight, I'll be waiting
*3 days pass*
Buddy: Oh hey dude, i'm back, wassup?
Friend: DUDE, IT'S ALREADY THURSDAY, NICE JOB PULLING A JESUS!

Pulling a Jesus by userbrn May 19, 2011

Pulling A Jesus 

Drinking with the intention of getting drunk/plastered/shit faced

Guy 1: Dude what are you doing tonite
Guy 2: Man i had a shitty day so im just gonna be Pulling a jesus

Pulling A Jesus by Cum 5 (2007-08) April 27, 2008

pulling a jesus 

pulling a jesus is the act of returning to life when people think you died and suddenly they run into you and are surprised to see you alive you say i pulled a jesus
( in reference to jesus christ returning to life 3 days after his crucifiction )

tony : Oh my god you're alive! i thought you died weeks ago!
Ely : oh yes tony i'm quite alive!
tony: that's what i call pulling a jesus !

pulling a jesus by VoiceOverArtist December 5, 2009

pulling a jesse 

Going excessively overboard about a topic that no one seemingly cares about.

Look. Samsung is Pulling a Jesse again.

pulling a jesse by hallsfierce September 16, 2014

Pulling a Jess 

Doing absolutely nothing for a living but expect to be treated like a queen.

You are pulling a Jess right now

Pulling a Jess by Sagek25 May 23, 2022

Pulling a Jesse 

Kanker krijgen

Ha! Thomas got combo'ed at uno, he'll be pulling a Jesse!

Pulling a Jesse by VanadiumCoffeecup February 29, 2024

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020