Pulling a dick

Having the day off school/work when a valuable piece of assessment (such as a physics assignment or Math Exam) is due. Derived from Richard's name (the original and most famous Dick Puller)

1.
Teacher: Where is Richard today?

Random student: Ah he's not here today, he's pulling a dick.

2.
John: Are you going to school today?

Fred: Nah...I'm gonna pull a Dick...I haven't done my English assignment yet.

by funnydood April 18, 2008

pulling a Dick

an expression describing when someone who is angered by another person begins to mumble incoherently to himself and then walks away visibly pissed off. The shaking of the angry person's head and/or the throwing up of one or more of his arms are also common occurences, though not necessary or exclusive ones.

Jake was pissed when I told him he had to work this weekend. He was so pulling a Dick.

by BennyKennedy April 1, 2009

Pulling a Dick

When you and your friends are minding your own business and some douchebag comes and starts acting like a damn dick.

"Bitch, what are you talking about? Stop pulling a dick! You know that is wrong!"

by AlternativeFactualUniverse February 23, 2017

Pulling a Dickie

When someone takes credit for the success of something that were not involved in.

My child's father is named Dickie. I planned and paid for the entire 5th birthday party. At the party everyone came up to us and said it was a fantastic party. He stood there and said " Thank you". He took credit for the preparation and did not admit he just showed up. He was "Pulling a Dickie"

by Three terriers September 13, 2009

Pulling a Dickens

When you/someone gets WAY to descriptive in conversation or text and ends up writing a fucking novel with what could've been a simple idea.

Tim: Dude, are you coming? We're gonna be late.
Andy: Yeah, sorry man, my wife is pulling a Dickens and wrote me a fucking book about exactly what she wants from the store. Took 4 messages to tell me what kind of pasta I need to get.

by Enter Romero August 21, 2012

Pulling a Dickson

Dropping out of plans at the very last minute. Usually said person has also created the plans.

Oh you're pulling a Dickson on us!

Sorry to pull a Dickson

by The Real Waddo June 11, 2021

Pulling a Dickie

Anytime someone scratches on a break in pool, it is known as "pulling a Dickie", in reference to the athlete from Lowell Massachusetts

Was up $80 in pool the other day, kid wanted double or nothing and I ended up pulling a dickie on the fucking break.

by Glash Brenshen March 27, 2019