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pulled pork 

a state of having a hyperextended dick, normally caused after a night of rough sex with a human or animal.
Frank : "Man i got fuckin pulled pork after last nights gangster party"
pulled pork by Max Dickin April 17, 2008
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Pulled Pork 

Kendrick Lamar hates pulled pork, probably because he's an Israelite
"And we hate pulled pork, wanna kill us dead in the streets fo' sho" - Kendrick Lamar on Alright

pulled pork 

This happens to a vagina when it is frequetly touched by the penial of many different men. It usually dangles and/or blows in the wind.
Man after Kate had sex with her 58th partner her vagina looked like pulled pork.

Pulled pork 

The act a women pulling of a guys dick with her mouth
Pulled pork by Smokey 363637 April 24, 2016

Pulled Pork 

Pulled Pork (or PP) is when your friends get drunk and dare you to have a BJ with a turtle. The hospital is overflowing with drunk idiots with missing wieners. Do not attempt this IRL
Billy: "Did you hear about Alex, he's in the hospital. Nurse said the Diagnosis was Pulled Pork or something
Joe: "I'm not that hungry"
Billy: "no, as in a red snapper ripped off his junk mid act. That's the last time Jason goes to the bar with us.
(Jason walks in)
J: "What's up"
(Jason's bags are thrown out and the door is slammed in his face)
Pulled Pork by I h8 nes November 24, 2022

Pulled Pork 

When a man dips his penis in barbecue sauce and puts it into a woman’s anus.
Jack “Babe we just got the new sweet baby rays barbecue sauce, I wanna turn you into pulled pork”
Katelynn “Sure! Get out a picnic blanket!”
Pulled Pork by User3628375739 June 7, 2024

Pulled Pork Slider 

When you jack off onto someones toilet seat.
Causing the next user to slip and slide all over your cum.
Dude 1: Hey, are you going to the bosses party after work tonight?

Dude 2: Yeah... he's been an asshole lately. So I decided to give him the Ol' Pulled Pork Slider!

Dude 1: Wow, what if his wife uses the toilet next?

Dude 2: Fuck him, & his bitch wife!
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