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pull a shawn 

to pull a shawn simply means to ditch a friend for xbox live.
Jeff: Hey what you doin?
Shawn: nothin much
Jeff: ya same
Shawn: well, bye Jeff i'm goin to go play xbox live now
Jeff: wow he always likes to pull a shawn
pull a shawn by hax pex March 15, 2008

To Pull A Shaan Q 

In any of these situations:

-You're borrowing your friends new cell phone and playing around with it, and when your friend asks you for it, you say you don't have it, only to realize you left it on top of a car, that has moved...a far distance...

-You ask a friend to pick you up for a party, and you take atleast 45 minutes to get ready...

-When a friend wants to meet up with you at 11:00 am, and you're still sleeping, and then you pull one of the above forementioned...

-You take atleast a 1/2 hour telling the same story to someone, and you repeat it 4 times, or you try to narrate stories that don't have endings...

-When you try to pull a prank, and it turns back on you...

-You love to call 'shotgun' and then play with the radio...

-You ask everybody for a ride to every party...

-Every party you go to, you crash...

-For a religious holiday, you dress up as a Cow...

-When you call someones house instead of their cell phone at the late hours of the night...and they are not home...

you are allowed to say:

"Ahh crap, I just pulled a Shaan Q"

To Pull A Shaan Q is priceless
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026