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pull a jonagh

When enrolled in college or high school, you do so well on all your classwork and homework, you decide not to do a big time report or project, knowing that your previous grades are good enough to help you pass.
Man, Dr. Peden's class research project is going to suck balls. I'm glad I'm carrying an A+ average right now. I think I'm gonna pull a jonagh and not do it.
pull a jonagh by crusty1207 April 10, 2010
Words you can keep

Pull a Jonah 

Pull a Jonah - When a person aces a test with little or no studying.
"I didn't study! I hope i pull a jonah!"
Pull a Jonah by Shibidydobedypants January 11, 2008

Pull a Jonah 

When one has sex with a girl who is on her period and has a tampon in.
Example 1
A: Dude that sex was so bad I think i saw a tampon string hanging out...

B: Oh dude you totally pulled a jonah

Example 2
*Boy tries to take off girl's pants as they hook up*
Girl: I can't... we wouldn't want to pull a jonah.
Pull a Jonah by thafeld October 14, 2011
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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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