puigdemont

A catalonian breed of chicken: it has no eggs

Also known as puchi, poochie, pelomocho, pelocoño, y charnegomierda

Look at those cretin independentist and their leader puigdemont!

puigdemont by Kangaxx November 5, 2017

Puigdemont

Carles Puigdemont (pronounced: ˈkarɫəs pudʒðəˈmon), is currently in charge of the Generalitat (Catalonia's government), and is seeking illegal independence from Spain (for no apparent reason).

Used as an insult, similar to retarded, or not knowing the consecuences of something (Clue-Brick). Can also be used to insul someone who doesn't care about something but then suffers consecuences.

Question: ¿What do you think about the situation in Catalonia?

Person 1: Dude, I don't understand the question.
Person 2: Just give your opinion on the topic.
Person 1: Yeah, but is that it?
Person 2: *inhales* PUIGDEMONT
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Person 1: *throws rocks at window*
Person 2: Stop. That's the principal's office. He'll suspend you!
Person 1: I don't care.
Principal: *suspends person 1*
Person 2: *inhales* PUIGDEMONT

Puigdemont by SV_15 October 12, 2017

Carles Puigdemont 

Carles Puigdemont is a movie directior, he has been doing a drama movie in real time for th last two years. It’s about defeating th Spanish Goverment with his elaborate plan. That included creating a decentralized network if people to organize a referendum, bringing ballot boxes from Spain and switching cars underneath a bridge to avoid being caught. He has done some of the most breath taking awesome plot twists abd even fleed to Belguim to leave Spain (the antagonist) in evidence of crimes against human rights.

Have you heard of Carles Puigdemont?
-Yeah! He makes awesome and intriguing drama movies in real life full of plot twists! You never know what will happen next.

Carles Puigdemont by ArcticSilver98 November 6, 2017

pigdemonium 

Wild uproar or unrestrained disorder, confusion or chaos among pigs.

OMGG did you see that boar kicking baby pigs? Total pigdemonium!

pigdemonium by Freybjorg May 2, 2020

pridemonthevemonth 

the month before pride where gay people can use 'thats homophobic' as an excuse for a longer time

"hey gimme a good grade on this homework assignment or you're homophobic"
"what??"
"its pridemonthevemonth, this is homophobic!!!"

pridemonthevemonth by dalton gomez May 13, 2022

puigdemonium 

Amer. /pooch-duh-MOH-nee-uhm/
Brit. /pooch-dee-MUHW-nee-uhm/
(n., pl. puigdemonia, -iums)

The gray area between dependence and independence, esp. one that has exhibited violent disarray. A sort of independence, but not exactly.

Etym.: A play on pandemonium and Carles Puigdemont – a separatist leader of Catalonia from the 2nd half of the 2010s, who first declared its independence from Spain only to suspend it seconds later so they could negotiate. This prompted the Spanish government to officially inquire "So, are you independent or what?".

A: Today I'm not going to drink.
B: Really?
A: Yeah, I'm not dependent on alcohol – I can abstain if I choose to.
B: That's wonderful! Let's celebrate! Here, have some rakija, then we can go break some toilet sinks.
A: Sure, a glass of rakija doesn't hurt... Oh, wait, that's totally puigdemonium!
B: Push them WHAT onion!?
A: Puig - de - mo - ni - um – my non-dependence deserves to be honored with some booze, yet if I do that I can't claim it anymore.
B: Sounds more like barber's paradox but whatever you say, bro. *glug*

puigdemonium by слова за смет October 24, 2017