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A being who is obsessed with pug dogs, these "Puglords" are usually: loud, obnoxious, and very argumentative. Puglords have very big egos and the belief that pugs are the best creatures on the planet regardless of how wrong we all know they are. Common names for pug lords are: Dave, Bob, Carl, Conner, Jessica or Steve.
Puglords follow the ancient ways of "the pug life" little is known about "the pug life" only that it is a religion that you worship the almighty pug god above all else.
Puglords are known to dislike cats, what monsters.
Conner don't be a puglord cats are good pets too
Puglord by Flynntheforce June 2, 2017

Pogolodyte 

A term used to describe somebody who is going through extreme amounts of Hebbis.
Kevin: Hey, did you see Ryan this morning? He's a real pogolodyte.

Susan: Good for him.
Pogolodyte by Ludochris March 25, 2021

punologist 

A player of words, a mangler of the English language. Best avoided.
Yankee Dude: Hey Limey! What's propaganda?
Limey Dude (closet punologist): A real male goose! (runs away)
ie. Proper Gander. (ie. male goose)
Now Do You Get It?
punologist by The Occupant February 28, 2008
I miss my pulolo!
pulolo by wynning January 16, 2016

punology 

Girl: How do you know so much about jokes and puns?

Boy: Because I study Punology obviously.
punology by Lolthatsfunny December 30, 2013
A guy, usually in his 30's or 40's, with a high impression of himself and how he is perceived, who talks of cougars and bagging chicks and sleeps with women indiscriminately.

A male in his 30's and 40's, generally with an overly high opinion of himself, who is in the singles scene

A balding unattractive male who is critical of a woman's appearance

An aging party boy who sleeps with women indiscriminately

A second or third-tier manwhore - a player wannabee who was never come close to being a player.

An unnattractive man who seeks unnattractive women based upon money or status.
He is such a pigolo, he's after that hag. Gross!

That pigolo wants me to set him up with my model friend, but look at him. Is exercise in his vocabulary?

He thinks he's such a player, but he'll always be a pigolo

How could he brag about going home with the seamstress. He's SUCH a pigolo
Pigolo by Slummo November 5, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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