A being who is obsessed with pug dogs, these "Puglords" are usually: loud, obnoxious, and very argumentative. Puglords have very big egos and the belief that pugs are the best creatures on the planet regardless of how wrong we all know they are. Common names for pug lords are: Dave, Bob, Carl, Conner, Jessica or Steve.
Puglords follow the ancient ways of "the pug life" little is known about "the pug life" only that it is a religion that you worship the almighty pug god above all else.
Puglords are known to dislike cats, what monsters.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods