UPS Driver asks your name on Monday. Same UPS Driver asks your name on Tuesday. When the same UPS Driver asks your name on Wednesday You say, "Puddintane" and walk away.
I need some real puntaine from some chick like April from Parks and Rec. Not that sub-par, nasty shit that Alyssa Milano or O.A.C. has been giving away to everybody.
When your sitting on your front porch stargazing and your friend from Oregon comes over with a fish hanging off her nipple ring like catnip but your hungry so you fry the fish while It’s still attached to her nipple and it burns the little airs off her Areola
Hey Pierra while them fifty cats be tryin to jump up On that fish that be hanging from your nipple . IM HUNGRY ... I’m lightingthat shit up with this here lighter and we gonna have is some suppa. Me and you gonna enjoy this putintayna