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Puddentaine

A fake name or AKA provided when you do not wish to give your own.
When someone asks your name, just respond, ”Puddentaine, ask me again and I’ll tell you the same!”
Puddentaine by Dr Bunnygirl September 11, 2019

Puddintane

"What's your name?"-- Puddintane
"Ask me again and I'll tell you the same."

It's when someone can't remember your name.
UPS Driver asks your name on Monday. Same UPS Driver asks your name on Tuesday. When the same UPS Driver asks your name on Wednesday
You say, "Puddintane" and walk away.
Puddintane by MitEMan October 11, 2013

puinting 

The sport of punting pussies; A puinter's profession.
Come, john... your girlfriend is a ho, but there is nothing i can do about that... join me at the glut for some good ol' fashioned puinting.
puinting by Danny Barq April 15, 2005

Puntaine 

Pussy or desirable trim, quim, snatch
I need some real puntaine from some chick like April from Parks and Rec. Not that sub-par, nasty shit that Alyssa Milano or O.A.C. has been giving away to everybody.
Puntaine by Blackfoot Blane November 2, 2019

putintayna 

When your sitting on your front porch stargazing and your friend from Oregon comes over with a fish hanging off her nipple ring like catnip but your hungry so you fry the fish while It’s still attached to her nipple and it burns the little airs off her Areola
Hey Pierra while them fifty cats be tryin to jump up On that fish that be hanging from your nipple . IM HUNGRY ... I’m lighting that shit up with this here lighter and we gonna have is some suppa. Me and you gonna enjoy this putintayna
putintayna by Dump 2 May 28, 2021

puddintang 

slang term for vagina; a woman's genitalia.
tonight i am going to this party, hopefully i will get some puddintang!
puddintang by matlas September 10, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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