pudgy puss

When the vagina is so soaking wet and swollen that it resembles an poorly made apple pie

Chad: dude I heard you fucked Stacey.
Tim: Yeah but she had a pudgy puss, I regret every second.

by Anal-Beads0327 May 10, 2016

Pudge Puss

An overweight woman with horrible eating habits and haggard hygiene. Often they can be spotted wearing large T-shirts with kittens on the front. They smell like old milk and have sweaty pit stains just from walking.

Pudge pusses can be found lurking in shitty casinos, buffets, or greasy trailer parks.

Morty: Man I am glad we made it to our 20 year high school reunion.

Reggie: I know. We can laugh at all the people that are totally fucked.

Morty: Did you see J.J. Martinson? His nose fell off from doing too much coke and Heather Z. is a total pudge puss from smoking Oxy's! She used to be hot but not anymore!

Reggie: I know, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!

by Jrubadub August 1, 2010

Pudgypugs

A Fortnite player who is a bot at the game and will spray you with a P-90

Oh god Pudgypugs is in my Fortnite lobby this will be easy claps

by SlanderPugs May 3, 2021