puddler

The same with "gay". Puddler is a man, who mixes loam. And loam is the same with shit. So it means that man fuck another man in his ass, mixing his shit.

He is a fuckin' puddler = He is a homosexual.

by Alisher May 9, 2008

puddler

Person that is always hitting bubble like all the time

He is nothing but a puddler smoking the meth

by ska213 March 29, 2017

mud puddler

Man who likes to remove other peoples faeces and play with it.

I meet this gorgeous guy who happens to be a mud puddler

by Sacha in OZ June 15, 2008

Muff Puddler

A teenage adolecent male who ponders on vagina day in day out. He tries to spank himself into submission like a dog in the face of Ceaser Milan, but none of these thousands upon thousands of orgasms will sefice for the vagina the virgin craves. Many times in this increasing bone tome he will have such an outstanding amount of wet dreams that he will drown himself in his own spunk.

Ever since Hogarth saw Fanny's snatch he was doomed to the life of a muff puddler, semening on whatever he finds.

by Bone Hane June 15, 2010

cunt puddler

a person who licks the vagina ( saliva and and the girl becomeing wet makes a puddle)

used to describe a bitch or a lesbian who gets on your nerves.

That bitch is such a cunt puddler, why does she insist on talking to me.

by Raunchy veretas March 16, 2010

flesh puddle

Def. 1 - Human condition marked by depleted physical resources resulting completely in bone ass tired exhaustion.
Def. 2 - Really good name for neo-punk band.

Worked a double shift, Ima flesh puddle.
Flesh Puddle opens for Biofunk at the Cave.

by msdee December 16, 2016

puddle princess

1. When your girl is so wet with anticipation that she’s sitting in a puddle.

2. When you go out in public right after sex and your girl is sitting in a puddle of your combined juices.

3. When your girl is laying in a puddle of your combined fluids with a smile on her face immediately after sex.

My girl sits in puddles of our juices so much that she is my puddle princess. I should get her a tiara.

by Notmynamehere July 23, 2023