If a dude has this last name, he is so sexy but very retarded at the same time. All girls fall for him until they see his tiny d*ck or they talk to him at all. He uses words that don't exist to try and enhance his personality. but it makes him sound weirder that he is. He probably has curly hair and wears off-brand Nike shoes. You shouldn't be surprised if he has like every apple device.
Girl1 - Damnnn who's that hottie
Girl2 - Girl idk his name but i know his last name is putchakalaya. I heard he's kinda... off though.
Girl1 - Alrighty I gotchu
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"