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Powerbating 

The act of masturbating at high speeds to achieve climax in as little time as possible. Best used when you are unsure of how long you will be alone. Sound effects are encouraged but not necessary.
"She was only going to be gone for a minute so I powerbated and finished in 18 seconds. New personal best."

"So I made drill noises while powerbating. I felt like I was on a pit crew."
Powerbating by Errahtik October 16, 2009
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Pubernating 

The action of being in Puberty.
I am Pubernating.

I was Pubernating.

I am about to start Pubernating.
Pubernating by KingTuxWH April 22, 2018

pamerbating

(Verb)

Masturbating with Pam cooking spray as lubricant.
Can't go with u tonight ill be pamerbating.
pamerbating by popvegasallstar March 14, 2010

puberting 

When you are going through puberty.
"Is he depressed or something?"
"No he's just puberting."
puberting by agent_mikasa_voppa January 6, 2017

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026