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[pseudist] 

n. one who claims to be a Buddhist, but does not actively (or accurately) practice, or know anything legitimate about, Buddhism; A pseudo-Buddhist.
Individuals who pretend to meditate, emulate a pseudo-bohemian style, and pretend to sound spiritual/intellectual. "She thinks she's on the path to enlightenment just because her religion on myspace is listed as 'Buddhist', but really she's just seen 'Across the Universe': she's a pseudist."
[pseudist] by kimmbrand November 5, 2008
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pseudostar

A fake cellestial object that really exists but it actually is defined as a pseudo (fake) star so that no one will find out that we have a brown dwarf star in our own solar system out in the Kuiper Belt. It can also be seen in the infared (for the most part) because it is no larger than Jupiter and is quite a ways out. They won't tell you how many light years it is away from Earth because it IS NOT light years away. Check out WISE J0304-2705.
The pseudostar WISE J0304-2705 must have a lot to hide or it would not be hiding its true identity from us!
pseudostar by Erin StarGazer August 6, 2014

pseudostruction 

When road signs indicate construction ahead, when no actual construction site exists.
Pending construction ahead, Gregory slowed to 55mph, but it turned out to be pseudostruction.
pseudostruction by #winning3 May 6, 2015

pseudoistic 

An annoyiong friend who always asks you to like or comment on his/her Facebook status , Profile picture , some clip etc....
This deplorable person is usually manipulated by commenting at the time that he/she asks you to do it and then deleting the comment after he/she appears offline .
Sean : " ugh.. fucking Allen "

Beso : " What ? "

Sean : " she wants me to comment on her new profile pic "

Beso : " dude... she told me to do that too ... what a pseudoistic girl "

Sean : " hah... you can say that agian ..."
pseudoistic by Kaliko Beso February 23, 2011

pseudosterone 

A chemical produced in women, primarily feminists, leading them to say such irrational things as: “I’ve got bigger balls than most of the dudes in this room” or “Put it in your pants boys before I put all of you to shame.”
Example Usage: “Dude, Amanda just got back from some lesbo support convention and her pseudosterone levels are through the roof.”

Example Usage: “Those two dikes at McDonalds had a pseudosterone spike and they got their asses kicked for it.”
pseudosterone by castillano October 25, 2011

Pseudastoficial 

looking astonished but feeling the opposite way.
He looked pseudastoficial when his friend won a competition, though he felt envy.
Pseudastoficial by raptoficial March 20, 2021

Pseudostrabismus

Cing Ching be Pseudostrabismus erryplace.
Pseudostrabismus by koxy May 1, 2025
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