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Proud American 

1. One who loves fast food, 200 lbs. toddlers, and road rage.

2. One who loves fireworks, beer, shotguns, and trailer parks.

3. Any combination of 1 and 2.
1. A proud American went to McDonalds.
2. The proud American walked out of his double-wide and shot some beer cans off his fence from his pick-up.
3. A proud American couple took their obese child to McDonalds, putting him in the bed to level the weight out.
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dottina (a proud patriotic American) 

1) A woman who believes that whites rein superior to everyone else becasue of the stereotypes people like her create.
2) A woman who is blind to the terrible things America(just like every other country) does and only likes the countries who better America or are in her heritage.
3)Ignorance
4)Stupid fucking bitch
Dottina should get her eyes gouged out (by a french person) and skull fucked repeatedly.

Not Proud to be an American 

The way one feels upon realization that the US court system may have put to death an innocent person.
Guy to his friend: "O man, this sucks."
Friend: "What happened?"
Guy: "Scientific evidence shows a man put to death in Texas in 2004 was really innocent."
Friend: "Wow dude, that makes me Not Proud to be an American."

Not Proud to be an American 

a person who has realized that you do not have to agree with everything your president and government say or do. this person is one of the few who actually use their right to freedom of speech instead of just going along with the masses.
Hey, Joe, do you actually see any proof that there is a need for this attack on Iraq?
No Bob, i don't, and that makes me not proud to be an american right now.

Not Proud to be an American 

One who has strong opinions, and nothing more. Is very unhappy with the current administration, but probably didn't vote. Takes out his frustrations here at UrbanDictionary. Mostly harmless.
Keep on posting, Not Proud. I need the laugh.

Dottina (a proud, patriotic American) 

A dumb bitch on Urbandictionary.com who another victim to the influence of Bush's propaganda. She's the epitome of all dumb sheep who fall for it, calling anyone who dares to challenge the President unpratriotic. Failing to realize by doing this she's being unpatriotic herself.
Dottina is dumb whore who's looking for attention cause she can't stand out from the legions of morons who bought Bush's propaganda.
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