1 definition by Cynical Douche Bag
1. One who loves fast food, 200 lbs. toddlers, and road rage.
2. One who loves fireworks, beer, shotguns, and trailer parks.
3. Any combination of 1 and 2.
2. One who loves fireworks, beer, shotguns, and trailer parks.
3. Any combination of 1 and 2.
1. A proud American went to McDonalds.
2. The proud American walked out of his double-wide and shot some beer cans off his fence from his pick-up.
3. A proud American couple took their obese child to McDonalds, putting him in the bed to level the weight out.
2. The proud American walked out of his double-wide and shot some beer cans off his fence from his pick-up.
3. A proud American couple took their obese child to McDonalds, putting him in the bed to level the weight out.
by Cynical Douche Bag June 25, 2011
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