protonerd

Protonerd is the social evolution of being a "nerd" into both an incredibly dorky, but socially competent individual.

Did you see that protonerd give the keynote speech, charm that super model and fix that old ladies computer all at once?!?!?

by FirstEvoProtoNerd November 12, 2013

Energized Protodermis

A silvery liquid substance that can destroy or transform you, depending on your destiny.

A group of villagers exposed themselves to energized protodermis, and all but one of them was killed. The one who survived transformed into a beast...

by King Leonidas I February 11, 2009

prototard

The original retard design, dumber than modern retard.

You insult retards when you call that guy a retard. He's a prototard. The retard that didn't make god's cut.

by comagroper January 19, 2010

ProtoTerra

One of the biggest bands in the industrial/metal scene. Known for brutal musical originality, bizarre stage shows, and cryptic lyrics.
Consists of 3 members, created by lead vocalist Axis, backed up my Heretic and Tempest.

I got the new ProtoTerra album today, it far surpasses Skinny Puppy's latest work.

by skuppypuppy May 1, 2009

Proboner

(adj.) Choosing to have sex with a man or woman or perform a sexual act for free as a means of philanthropy.

After retiring, Gladys started dishing out sexual favors proboner to keep busy while enriching the lives of those around her.

by Annalizzo August 3, 2010

protner

It is a definition for god, hide your women because he/she has the power to make them wet

Wow is that protner ?no man it is only a legend

by White boy L.A September 5, 2019

protzner

A family of lazy ass people that won't get off there asses and they tend to have skin ass pale as a fucking vampire they grow weird shit on their body's they all have arthritis. This family has no friends, they will refuse to clean their house, they tend to stay in a pack they all live together in a small house.

Hey the protzners haven't been out of their house in 3 months.

by Rammer69 March 30, 2017