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Powerbating 

The act of masturbating at high speeds to achieve climax in as little time as possible. Best used when you are unsure of how long you will be alone. Sound effects are encouraged but not necessary.
"She was only going to be gone for a minute so I powerbated and finished in 18 seconds. New personal best."

"So I made drill noises while powerbating. I felt like I was on a pit crew."
Powerbating by Errahtik October 16, 2009

Phonerbating 

The act of excessively using your phone in any social situation.
The party was raging, but Adam wouldn't have known because he was too busy phonerbating.
Phonerbating by crankzone69 October 22, 2011

Pooperbating 

To defecate and masturbate at the same time.
Some people have weird kinky fetishes like feet, stockings, and dildos. I, on the other hand, enjoy a nice extended session of pooperbating.
Pooperbating by GAJ&RS April 2, 2015

posterbating 

Writing a message on social media, then deleting the message before posting online.
"I keep posterbating my responses to Trump's bullshit tweets."

"I had to stop myself from shitposting by posterbating."

"Quit posterbating your life away!"
posterbating by EbonZEN December 10, 2017

Pooperbating 

When a guy tells his girlfriend he has to go take a poop but masturbates to porn after wards on the toilet.
"Fred always says he has to go take a poop and takes so long, he must be pooperbating!"